Hotel Review of Motel 6 Cedar Rapids

The Motel 6 in Cedar Rapids Iowa, off the hawkeye downs exit is a disgusting excuse for rentable space. The floors are stained with an alien liquid that I can only assume is vomit, or grandmas potato salad. The general smell of the entire complex is that of a racoon doused in its own urine. The staff of the hotel is nonexistant. The only person working at any given moment is the front desk manager, but to describe her personality I must first illustrate her work environment. The desk itself was a disgusting light blue, almost like a carnival childs vomit after too much cotton candy. The pamplet stack suggesting places to go in Cedar Rapids is a complete disgrace, filled only with directions to local movie theatres and all you can eat buffets. The wallpaper, god, the wallpaper, was a strange green color, almost like a mashed pea. You could have found more cheer in a graveyard. Now we get to the attendant. I normally do not care about the appearance of other people, because frankly, I dont care. But again, to adaquately describe her I must include her looks. Her hair had not been showered in days. It was if she put her head in an Arby's fryer. She sported a mustache of which I can not equal. Her teeth looked as though she took them out and soaked them in Mountain Dew all night. She smelled like ferrel cat with irritable bowel sydrome. Now onto the room. The bathroom to be exact. It was a horrifying experience to say the least. It was about the size of a box of matches, and the toilet was soaked in god knows who or whats urine. Remnants of someones last bowel movement was smeared on the side of the bowl, and the smell, god, the smell. Overall its rating is a 1/10. The one is only because there was a free porn channel.