Thursday, February 12, 2009

RANT FEST, WHY I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR TRUCK COMMERCIAL

OK. I have officially had enough of truck ads that claim they are more manly than other trucks. Screw that, noone gives a flying rats ass about your step to the cab addition. Get this, chevy claims that fords F-150 is "less manly" than their silverado because it has tech advances like heated steering wheel and seat and step up the to cab to make work easier. Ok. thats a cavemanish way of living life. Hey my hands will be freezing cold and I wont be able to get up onto the cab of my truck but HEY, Im more fucking manly than you. No, just no. Noone cares about how manly your truck is, except morons who have 10 cans of beer every afternoon. This is not worth my time while I watch football. Not at all. So take your manly truck and shove it right up your ass. Infact using their logic, I am more manly than their trucks. I dont have a step to my cab, I dont have a heating steering wheel, so guess what, im more manly than your truck.

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