Top 10 Worst People You Will Encounter And How To Avoid Them

The Worst People on Earth Top 10 List



10. The Emotion Guru?: If youre upset about something, you dont want morons like this asking you whats wrong, its your problem, not theirs. Usually female. Avoid this person by putting on a great poker face at all times. Give them nothing. If they call you grumpy for not showing emotion, simply apply the middle finger.



9. The Quizmaster: This person is the one in your class that raises his/ or most likely her hand at least 10 times a day. They will be trivial questions, for example "When are we going to start studying for the AP Exam", or " How come we always have to have D lunch." You know this person. You hate this person. They are usually at least 10 decibles louder than everyone else around you, they are usually very peppy, and always very stupid. Avoid this person by sitting the fathest possible seat away, also apply ipod.



8. The Weather Man: This is the person in your class who predicts your early outs. Usually a man, he will attempt to overblow even the most minute ammount of snow into a 3 foot blizzard. He is usually very confident, and may even attempt making bets with you over the likelyhood. Accept the bet, count your winnings, and to drown out his whining, apply ipod.

7. The English Major: This person will correct your incorrect uses of the english language whenever he/she has the chance. It is usually a teacher. Common ways to spot this person are as follows; He/She answer the question, "Can I go to the bathroom?", with, "I dont know, can you?", or corrects your use of good with well. The best way to avoid this person is to watch every word you say, and give them no opportunity for retribution. Also to drown out the noise of him/her correcting others, apply ipod.

6. The Peddler: This person is the one carrying around a box of some kind of exotic candy or chocolate, asking everyone and anything in sight to purchase one for a dollar. Gender Indeterminate. This usually creates a 3-5 minute chaos in between class periods, sometimes encroaching on the start of the new period. To avoid this person, do not purchase his/her wares, also sit as far away as possible to avoid candy rush, and to drown out noise of ensuing chaos, apply ipod.

5. The Beggar: This person will ask to have anything from 1-125 cents in order to purchase a soda, lead for his/her pencil, colored pencil use, money to buy candy from #6, and your homework answers. This is most likely a less intelligent man. In order to avoid this person, keep all money in backpack, claim to have not done your homework, use normal pencils, and if they continue to beg, to drown out noise, apply ipod.

4. The Macho Man: This person is usually a very athletic male,(rare occasions female), who talkes constantly about how much he lifts. He will stretch his arms and say ouch in order for someone to ask him whats wrong, (usual answer will be from #10), he will then reply, "My workout was really extreme last night." To avoid the person, respond to his ouch with a witty comeback such as, "Daddy went a little rough last night eh?" Also to drown out his other attempts at glory by applying ipod.

3. The Cheerleader: This is a woman who is far to peppy to be living. She will practice her chants in class, she will lead every "go cougars" outburst, and will not stop smiling until she goes home and bitches out mommy. She is to be avoided by gaining a stable reputation as anti-peppy, or jerky. To drown out her idiotic blather, apply ipod.

2. The Bitch: This is always a girl, likely to be dirty, and always very stupid. On the days she does come to class, she will utter the phrase "Bitch ass mother fucker" at least twice, and may even call another girl, (likely #3) a "cum guzzling gutter slut". Avoid her by not talking to her, looking at her, or even sitting near her. To drown out her bitchiness, apply ipod.

1. The comedian: This is always a guy, he thinks he is the most funny person on the planet. His attitude is perfected to amplify his lack of intelligence, and his need for constant attention. He seeks laughter by doing outragious things, acting like a moron. To avoid this person, Do not laugh at any of his jokes, frequently roll your eyes and wisper loudly to your friend, "What a fucking moron!" Finally to drown out his moronic blather and the laughter of equally moronic people, smash your head against a wall, and hope to wake up next period. To ease your sunsequent headache, apply soft music on your ipod.