Rant Fest: Global Warming

The Earth goes through natural periods of temperature change. There have been ice ages, and heat waves all throughout history and before cars existed. This is the way the world works (no pun intended). Global Warming is a hoax. End of story. Now lets go back to the basics. What exactly is Global Warming. Public Broadcastic defines it as such:

Global Warming: The hypothesis that Earth's atmosphere is warming because of the release of "greenhouse gases," such as carbon dioxide. These gases are released into the air from burning gas, oil, coal, wood and other resources which then holds heat in an action similar to the walls of a greenhouse. - Source, Public Broadcasting Service

Reasons why global warming is a hoax:

1. Al Gore would have you believe that every scientist on Earth is saying that Global Warming is the fault of human behavior. This is completely bullshit, infact 17,000 scientists have signed a Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine petition saying that the release of human caused greenhouse gasses, is not scientifically proven to heat the atmosphere.

2. Now this will really get your blood boiling, (again no pun intended), the Earth actually hasn't started heating yet, yes thats right, the actual temperature of the Earth has not shown an overall trend of heating AT ALL.

3. Another idea to think about, and this could be a hot button topic to discuss, (ok I can't deny the pun's anylonger), over the course of history, The times where the Earth has shown unusually high temperatures are recorded as the most successfull times in human history. In 5000-3000 B.C., the optimum temperature period, (which is warmer than our current average), humans began building the first great civilizations. Yeah thats right, the hotter it is, the better we make the world

4. This part is gunna melt the roof off, (I deeply apologize ladies and gentlemen), the state and federal bills directed towards global warming, (that hopefully dont pass), would be imensely costly and would break state budgets entirely.

We as a country and a world have to realize that our Earth's temperature is not going to stay the same, it will fluctuate, and we will soldier on.