A Word On Bill-O

First and foremost, I will state that Bill-O's hailed top prime-time news ratings are the cause of simple transitive property. Most people on Earth are assholes, most people watch Bill-O, therefore, most of the people who watch Bill-O are assholes. Sure, your ratings are through the roof, but if you met half of the people who watch your show, you would realize that there are a whole hell of a lot of right wing loons. Take for example yourself Bill. You know what, ill break paragraph and my point to describe exactly why I loath you.

Your face reminds me of an old catchers mitt

Your ears sag and droop like the breasts of a 90 year old stripper

Your nose is that of a mythomanic witch made by gepetto

Your eyes are merely portals into the empty abysmal chasm you call a soul

Your mouth is like a landfill, it is filled with junk and decaying filth that you spew at any occasion. When your math is moving, you are merely spewing filth, causing everything around you to rot and to stink. You are nothing but a steaming pile of dung, and your followers are the dung beetle, who feed of your feces in order to survive.

Where was I. Right wing loons. Let me tell you something about right wing loons. They are the ones who stop liberty from spreading every time a gay marriage ban is upheld. Give me one intelligent reason why homosexual people should have the liberty of marriage. YOUR RIGHT WING LOONS all follow an ancient moronic cult called CHRISTIANITY. They are so insane and LOONY that they will force others lives to follow their "god's divine will" and thus not let them be married. So, why dont you take your classic rhetoric about left wing loon websites being full of crazies, because where there are only a few websites of this catagory, I can show you MILLIONS of churches around the world with equally LOONY people, you blubbering vagina.

Also we have you constantly ambushing people on the street in the very next segment, basing photographers doing the same thing to Miley Cyrus. Thanks to the Daily Show, we have all be shown this direct hypocrisy. 

SO I have decided to make my own pinheads and patriots segment right here on my blog. My Pinhead today is................BILL O REILLY.

He is a pile of filth, posing as a newsman, and brainwashing millions of assholes to think like you, and finally for sucking the soul out of life, you are......a PINHEAD. And if you wish to reply, dont be FURTIVE.

Oh and if you want to buy a "Bill, Go To Hell" t-shirt, just email me, ill find a way to make you one. OR if you want a copy of my book, "Bill Oreilly: An bold fresh piece of SHIT"