Ways to Reduce the Time Untill Retirement

1. Dont give allowance to your kids
2. Eat 2 meals a day, who needs 3
3. Dont go to the doctor for that cold, just wait out man
4. Ice cream trucks should be avoided at all times
5. Dollar menus
6. No pets, if you do have 1, break its neck, remember, bullets cost money.
7. Turn the heat down in the winter, remember newspaper is a good insulator, but steal your neighbors, because they cost money.
8. Turn the AC off in the summer, naked is a great look, especially cause clothes cost money.
9. Wipe your butt with a towel, remember, toilet paper costs money.
10. Dont rent movies, download them for free on your computer.