Consider Happyness

It becomes increasingly easy to find one's self in a state of depression during the last few weeks of school. Oddly, teachers find this the best time to pile on the work to the point of insanity, causing some students to go off the deep end. One's main task in the last days is counting the minutes and seconds left, however that counting is distracted by mind numbingly stupid activities like worksheets, projects, and these disgusting things representing the lowest point in human existence. This is a breeding ground for insanity. 

However, thanks to the beauty of the world we live in, and easily accesible videos, we can all feel as tho we exist again. Without furthur adieu, or me having to edit HTML for examples, I give you, the top 5 funny videos!

1.

This clip is so hilarious and dare I say maddeningly cute, that it could perhaps end all war. The key to peace is THE LAUGHING BABY!!

2.

An instant classic clip from Monte Python's The Holy Grail

3.

Hilarious audition for American Idol, seriously, what some people do to get on TV...

4.

Do I even have to say anything else but kitten?

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Baby Porcupine eating a banana and hiccupping, hilarious.

A Boy Dressed In Spalding Clothes

Football has been more than just a sport to me since the day I was born. My father and I rarely talked during the week, but sunday was different. He would sit right next to me on the couch and we would chat about Brett Favre and John Elway. Every pass, every run was picked apart and I loved every moment of it. And that moment when my father would say goodnight to me after 3 hours of monday night football, it became more than just a sport, it was a way of life, it was companionship, it was a catylist for social interaction, it was perfect, it was football.

Monday Morning Playcallers

I listen to A LOT of ESPN radio, and I have noticed a disturbing amount of morons calling into the show and complaining about play calling for any sport, especially football. One time, a jerk called the station and had the audacity to call Andy Reid a bad play caller? Really? Andy Reid is a bad play caller? HE IS 7-0 IN THE FIRST ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS, he HAS DOMINATED COUNTLESS NFC CHAMPIONSHIPS. He watches film for COUNTLESS HOURS a week while you sit on your couch eating potato chips and watching sports center. Do you really think you have a leg to stand on? Not to mention a whole lot more goes into play calling then you think, bub, It depends on what they are trying to hide, it depends on what strategy, there are so many variables that you have no clue where to start. And play calling isn't like your madden football idiot, you don't have 30 seconds to call a play, you have less than 5, so why don't you take your "incredible" 100-2 madden record and shove your "incredible play calling" up your rear.

Props to Andy Reid for being what I consider the best coach in the league, ring or not.

Neg Rep to the freak who called the HERD

Matt Shaub

I predict this as being his breakout year, I mean lets have a look at this guys stats , He completes 2/3's of his passes, and throws for 3000 yars, that is what I call a good season. His last 2 seasons, where he has actually been the starting quarterback of the Houston Texans, he has improved drastically. His 2007 season-2008, he threw 100 more passes, and threw for 800 more yards. This is incredible improvement, I predict a crazy good year for him. Maybe even leading passer.

Bear in mind, he had been somewhat plauged with injuries over the past few years, but now he is healthy, and he is a weapon to fear.

“All you have to do is look at when he’s been on the field or take his numbers against other people in this league, and that tells you what he’s capable of, He’s capable of being a top-five guy in this league, in my opinion.”- Texans Coach Gary Kubiak.

#1 passer this year people.

Kansas City Queefs

Yes, the Kansas City Chiefs are my favorite team in the league, and yes, I frequently cry myself to sleep at night. Why exactly am I plauged with tears and insomnia? Because my team is flop, terrible, nothing, they have been nothing for the past 4 years, and will remain nothing unless something drastic changes. What exactly is wrong with the team?

1. No coach whatsoever, Herm edwards was a joke, and our new guy will have tons of work to do.

2. No offensive line!, what was that? What is an offensive line???? Cant Larry Johnson just blow through the defenders without blockers??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Larry Johnson is a hack, who only had 2 good season because HIS OFFENSIVE LINE WAS THE BEST IN THE LEAGUE! Now that their studs are retired, He is a hollow shell of a runningback who is just as good as a crap

I will continue on this because I hate Larry Johnson. He is such a prick, all he has done since the day Priest was retired was gloat. OH WOW IM SUCH A GOOD RUNNING BACK!, PAY ME MORE MONEY OR I WONT PLAY!!!!

SORRY FREAK, you are trash.'

Just take a look at his stats , I mean wow, you have 2 great years and then your line leaves. Then you have a 600 yard average per season without them??? Looks like you have a big head moron, I give your 1800 yard season to your line. I cant wait to see you riding the pine.

New swing to my blog!

Since around february this year I have blogged exclusively about politics and like topics, and I think its time for a change. Im going to start blogging about football, and the upcoming season. Are you excited? I am.

NFL Predictions This Year (I know this is early, but im stoked)

Ill make this short and sweet, I have 10 points to make. Lets begin.

1. My Kansas City Chiefs will be the laughing stock of the year right along with the Detroit Lions.

2. Patriots come back hard and strong, Ill predict a 13-3 season for them.

3. LT and Reggie Bush will not rush for more than 1000 yards.

4. The leading passer will be Matt Schaub

5. No matter how much I dislike the Cowboys, I predict a very good season for them, since TO is gonna go bye bye :) 12-4 at least.

6. Ravens wont lose a single in-division game

7. Carolina will lead the league in rushing yards, but will not make the playoffs.

8. Packers will disappoint, they will not break .500.

9. NFC champion------------COWBOYS

10. AFC champs and SUPERBOWL WINNERS!---------------PATRIOTS